Michael Palin was born sometime during the Middle Ages. It's actually
hard to pin down when exactly since the records were so poor back then;
we do know that he was born sometime between 435 and 1240 A.D. He was
born to Lancelot of the Lake and his mistress Elaine of Corbenic. His
Christian name was Galahad, but out of disdain for his father he chose
to refer to himself as Michael.
Galahad - er, Michael - was taken in by his grandmother and was raised
at the abbey until he was a teenager. He was summoned by a mysterious
old man to appear before King Arthur's court at Camelot when he was
fifteen years old. Before he left to go to Camelot, he was to be made a
knight by his father. However, seconds before this happened, a loud
unearthly voice warned Lancelot not to let this happen if he cared for
his life. Father and son parted their separate ways, never to see each
other again until much later.
Michael wandered from village to village, doing odd jobs. One fateful
day when he was in his early thirties, a strange band of knights led by
a king named Arthur approached him. Among these knights was his father
Lancelot, but because the quite plain, undesirable-looking boy had
turned into a very handsome young man, Lancelot had no idea that this
was his son. The king informed Michael of the band's search for the
elusive Holy Grail. Michael, being quite lonely and thirsty for
adventure, obliged. He was then made a knight by King Arthur. However,
because he didn't want to be discovered by his father, he was dubbed
Sir Galahad...because of his time spent in the abbey, he was sworn to
chastity and became known as Sir Galahad the Pure.
For a while, Michael's experiences were fairly uneventful. One night he
struck out on his own, and saw a vision of the Grail above a strange
castle. It turned out to be the infamous Castle Anthrax, peopled by 150
young girls seeking the attentions of any male that crossed their path.
He was about to give in to their lustful desires when his father
appeared and made an impromptu rescue.
After about a year, Michael and the rest had gotten close to finding
the Holy Grail. They had been given clues which led them to a
treacherous bridge aptly titled "the Bridge of Death." It was guarded
by a troll-like bridgekeeper. After being stumped by the bridgekeeper's
riddles, poor Michael was cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril below.
Many feared he was dead, but he only suffered a few cuts and bruises,
as well as a sprained ankle. He decided this was all a waste of time
and abandoned his search for the Grail.
Today he lives in a village on the outskirts of Camelot with his wife
Morgause and son Gareth. He is a renowned silversmith famous for his
sturdy chastity belts.
THE END
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