To back up our contention that the MPEB is a negative environment full
of bitching, our unnamed source has uncovered exclusive pictures of a typical
MPEB patron, supplemented by excerpts from an authentic “post log." A post
log is much like a chat log, though it originates from message boards instead
of chat rooms. These pieces of evidence clearly demonstrate (at least in
our opinions) a typical round of posting at the MPEB.
Begin log: "Blasted kids, blasted burnt tofu, blasted PMS,
blasted reproductive organs, blasted specific political
issues,
blasted..."
"AHHH!!! Bloody hair girls!! Bloody toenail clippings of
roommates!! Bloody married people!! @$%& happiness!!!
&*@#$ EXISTENCE!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"... End log
The Palin & Idle 24-Hour Network In Action:
Note to any MPEBers who may be reading this: We have created this page
all in good fun. We're not going to come after you in suits of armor attempting
to smack you upside the head with a chicken (no matter how tempting it may
seem). So once again, do not send us angry hate emails unless you really
feel the urge, and in which case, sleep better knowing we are sharing them
and poking fun at them behind your back..
Update: Again, this is a woeful anachronism in present day, but back in
2002 it was actually relevant and we found it funny. Now that both the EIEB
and MPEB have gone under, I suppose you could say we were onto something
with the knight and rubber chicken. ;)
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