Shannon jumped a mile. Michael started to laugh. Shannon shot him a
look, then started towards the door. It was only then that she realized
she could no longer hear the rain.
Shannon drew back the deadbolt and lifted the latch. She turned around
quickly, just in time to see Michael dash into her bedroom and slam the
door shut.
"Michael!" she hissed. "Get your butt out here!" but there was no
response. For a moment she thought she could hear a burst of hysterical
giggling, which was quickly muffled.
The heavy oak door swung open, and Shannon found herself looking
directly at the middle of someone's chest. She craned her neck upwards
to find a face. It was John Cleese. He was silhouetted against a
brightening sky - the rain had stopped and the air smelled
freshly-washed. She suddenly realized how stuffy and hot it was inside
the croft.
"I'm sorry, Miss," he began, politely but with an edge of panic, "but
have you seen..." He was interrupted by a sudden mass of three or four
bodies cramming themselves into the narrow doorway. "We've lost a
friend," yelled a shorter figure, who Shannon recognized as Terry
Jones. "E's buggered off" came a retort from the back, and Shannon
immediately knew Eric Idle's voice.
"Come in, please..." she stammered. They tumbled into the room all at
once, like a handful of assorted chess pieces: tall ones, short ones,
dark ones, fair ones. Terry, John and Eric were dressed in
semi-medieval outfits - long-sleeved tunics and brown leggings, and
they all seemed to be talking at the same time, jostling each other in
the cramped lobby of the cottage. Shannon looked to the door where a
lone, tall figure stood silently leaning against the open door,
examining the contents of his unlit pipe with a curious intensity. He
looked up finally, and appeared to be regarding the others with
detached amusement. His voice, though not raised, seemed to boom over
the confused babble of the others. "Come out, Michael," he intoned,
with quiet authority. "I can hear you giggling from here." Graham
Chapman took out his faithful progger from his top pocket and proceeded
to tamp down his tobacco.
Shannon blushed to her hair-roots. She was only just realizing that she
had a cottage full of Pythons. "
He's here?!" Terry Jones demanded, bobbing from foot to foot, and then
the unintelligible babble started up again.
"Yes, Michael's here, he's alright..." Shannon stammered. "I
um....found him..." and she trailed off. She wasn't quite sure how to
explain. She breathed a sigh of relief as the bedroom door opened a
crack and Michael's sheepish face peered out. "Hey, gang" he snickered.
"You bastard!!!" Terry shrieked, in a Mrs. Ratbag voice, and made to go
for Michael's throat, but was stopped by John, who grabbed his collar
as though he was a rabid doberman. "Now, we'll have none of that," he
snapped in his impeccable upper-class tones. John crossed the room in a
single stride, followed closely by Terry and Eric, who were huddled
together like rats in an aquaduct. "Michael Palin, where in the bloody
hell do you think you've been? The shoot started an hour ago and we've
been looking for you since 10 o'clock this morning. There's no excuse
you can come up with that could POSSIBLY...." Michael visibly shrank in
the doorway, cringing before the steadily advancing Pythons. Shannon
took a deep breath and stepped in front of the herd.
"Guys, I'm sorry but there's something you have to know..." She could
see Graham, still propping up the doorway, clicking his lighter into
the bowl of his pipe and puffing steadily. He didn't even look up.
"Michael's been hurt. I mean..." Shannon hesitated a moment, swayed a
little, then continued in what she hoped was a sensible voice. "I
mean...when I found him, he was...." she looked Terry square in the
eyes. "He was almost dead."
You could have heard a pin drop. Terry's jaw dropped open, and John and
Eric stared at each other, then at Michael, who had slinked into the
room and plumped himself down in a chair. He wasn't giggling anymore.
Graham stood motionless at the back of the cottage, then began slowly
nodding to himself as he puffed some more on his pipe.
Suddenly Shannon felt as though she had been caught under the wheels of
a tractor-trailer. The questions were coming thick and fast. Everyone
was jabbering at the same time and she almost expected the Spanish
Inquisition to come leaping out of a cupboard. Out of the corner of her
eye, she could see Michael, his head in his hands. He looked very
tired. She knew what she had to do. Dashing to the kitchen table, she
grabbed her whistle out of her backpack and blew down on it hard.
Everything stopped. Blissful silence descended on the room. "Now
LISTEN! All of you!" Shannon barked in her sergeant-major voice. "When
I found him, he was face down in the lake. He'd been drowned for at
least two or three minutes, plus, he had hypothermia. I had to give him
first aid. Now, he's had a good rest, and I think he's okay, but you
need to get him to a doctor. I would have called an ambulance, but I'm
not on the phone, my car's buggered up, and I had to..." her voice was
lost in a fresh volley of hysteria, until a booming, regal voice from
the back of the room jolted everyone to attention. "SHUT THE BLOODY
HELL UP!"
It was Graham. He elegantly peeled himself away from the door and
strode into the room. He puffed a couple of times as the others turned
and gawped at him. "Sounds to me," he said firmly, "like this young
lady saved Michael's life. I think we owe her a debt that none of us
can ever possibly hope to repay." Michael gazed up at Graham, who gave
him a paternal smile and said gently, "Come on, mate. We'd better get
you to a doctor." Graham paused, puffed sagely and then said, "Just a
minute - I AM a doctor!" and he bent to take Michael's pulse. His brow
furrowed just a tiny bit and he sucked on his pipe thoughtfully. "Hmm.
Better get you to the hospital stat, old fruit."
Something in Graham's manner snapped John, Terry and Eric out of their
collective funk. Terry and Eric helped Michael up, while John hurtled
outside and started up their battered BBC Land Rover. Shannon began to
feel sick in the pit of her stomach. Michael meekly allowed Terry and
Eric to help him into the back seat of the 4x4 - he looked very pale.
What had she done? She should have got him to hospital somehow - she
shouldn't have - they shouldn't have - she could feel the unmistakable
rise of panic into her throat. A soft voice startled her out of her
jumble of thoughts and she jumped. "What's your name, love?" It was
Graham. "Er...Shannon...Shannon Reilly...is he going to be okay? Please
tell me...I thought I did everything right...I'm trained in CPR...there
was nothing more I could do..."
Graham smiled down at her through a curling halo of smoke. "You did a
great job, Shannon. He's young and tough as old boots, I'm sure he'll
be okay. I'd like you to come with us, though, to tell the hospital
what happened." "Of course," replied Shannon. But she could tell from
the tone of Graham's voice and the way he kept looking at Michael, that
there was something he was not telling her.
They all clambered into the Land Rover, and Shannon found herself
scrunched up between Terry and Eric. John was driving, and Michael was
in the back seat with Graham in attendance. Terry had his hand clapped
over his mouth and looked as though he was fighting back tears. Eric
stared straight in front, his mouth a tight line. Shannon felt ill. She
couldn't even turn around to look at Michael. What had she been
thinking? What had she done?
©JLM, 2002-2016. No copyright
infringement is intended. Please do not hotlink or use any images,
fanfics, or other creative works (except for the "Fun Stuff") without
permission. Please email me if you'd like to use something; if you do
play
click 'n swipe, please give credit to my site with a link. Thanks.