A Completely Serious Essay That Is To Be Taken Seriously- Seriously!
By Anne Elk [Miss]
(Kelsey, or palin_fan, did suggest a word or two to her, Miss Elk must
add.)
Now, we’ve all heard of the Harry Potter books and movies- the famous
boy wizard that became a national bestseller and swept the world with
its true characters and completely unique storyline.
But exactly how much is unique? I must take this chance to point out a
few things- that perhaps Ms. Rowling did not think all of this up
herself. Perhaps she had an outside force… a very strong, influential
force that rocked the world. The force that shaped the world how it is
today. How people talk. How people communicate. When tragedy strikes,
people look to this force as a beam of hope- lifting their morose
hearts from ravenous despair. What could this amazing force possibly be?
Yes. Monty Python.
Now, you may be laughing. You may be falling out of your chair with
laughter. But this is no laughing matter. I, for one, find it terribly
amusing. I mean, tragic. How can one give so much credit to Rowling,
when in whole, it was the men of Python that made it all possible?
Let us look at her main hero- Harry James Potter himself. Now, Harry is
a nickname for Harold, as we all know. Now, Python shows us that they
owned this name first- that Python’s Harold Potter was indeed famous
before hers ever was.
Monty Python’s Harold Potter (played by Michael Palin) was
walking home, clad in a typical suit and small moustache, umbrella in
hand. He pauses at the gate, uneasy, eyes darting from behind the thick
rimmed glasses firmly secured on his nose. A strange sound fills the
air as a large spacecraft hovers aloft in the sky, sending down a beam
of mystical looking light. Harold Potter jolts, body racked with
tremors as the strange radiation enters his body.
And he changes.
His tidy suit is gone, the umbrella disappears. The look in his eye is
wild, a hunger for green hills and bagpipes- yes; he had changed into a
Scotsman.
Mr. Harold Potter of England was now wearing a kilt and long orange
beard as he marched, arm straight in front of him, towards Scotland, to
the merry tune of Scottish bagpipes. The next morning, the headlines of
all the papers were “Man Turns Into Scotsman!”
Hmm. So Mr. Harold Potter of England/Scotland became famous ever before
Mr. Harold Potter of England/Hogwarts ever did. Maybe this is where Ms.
Rowling picked up the name…?
Skip a day ahead, in the land where aliens turn perfectly good
Englishmen into Scotsmen. A reporter, (Terry Jones) is interviewing a
woman (Eric Idle) at the gate where Harold Potter changed.
The woman is wearing an apron, long blonde hair being whipped around
with the wind. The reporter says to the woman, jotting down the woman’s
replies in a notebook, “You knew Mr. Potter quite well, I believe?”
“Oh, yes, very well, he was my husband,” she replies.
Ah! What a trail of clues this leads on to… Long blonde hair… could
this mean J.K. Rowling did indeed mean that Harry Potter was Monty
Python’s Harold Potter, and his wife is Luna Lovegood, or Fleur
Delacour? We all know J.K.R. loves her foreshadowing…
Let’s observe Albus Dumbledore- kind Headmaster of Hogwarts. When
Rowling was asked where she came up with the name Dumbledore, she said,
“Dumbledore was the old English word for bumblebee.” She also adds that
why Dumbledore has to do with a bee is because she always pictures him
humming. Now where have we heard of a bumblebee...?
Ah! So you remember Eric Idle and John Cleese’s short, humorous song
about “Eric the Half a Bee.” The refrain goes as such-
Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee, Eric the Half a Bee
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee
And fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee, is certainly classified as humming!
So, we are drawn even further into the great mystery which is Monty
Python and Harry Potter…
Let us now introduce a Monty Python staple- yes, the Gumbys. Famous for
smashing bricks together and just being plain stupid, the Gumbys enjoy…
well... banging two bricks together. What characters, you ask, can we
possibly parallel the Gumbys to?
Think Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. They’re stupid. They talk in
deep, slow voices (at least, according to the movie). Sadly, the author
of this essay has not been able to spot them wearing knotted
handkerchiefs on their head, as well as a mustache and glasses with
rolled up trousers and rain boots. But she’s on the lookout.
Now that we’re on the subject of Gumbys, let us bring up on of the most
famous, a Gumby crooner who sings and smashes his head with two bricks-
all with a lovely singing voice, of course. His name? Why, Professor
R.J. Gumby.
Professor R.J... Wasn’t there a character of that name somewhere in the
books? Yes, this is by the name Harry and his friends knew Professor
Lupin, before his first name was ever said. None of the other
professors were introduced by their initials, like Lupin was in the
third book… I wonder why Lupin decided to put it on his briefcase
instead of Remus John…
And, so we must delve into the last name, Lupin. Lupin is the Latin
word for wolf, and that is why J.K. Rowling picked his name- I have a
theory to prove otherwise.
Let’s go back to Monty Python’s Flying Circus, episode 37,
entitled Dennis Moore. This is about a highway man who steals from the
rich and gives to the poor- sort of like Robin Hood. Except that his
gifts aren’t all that welcome. Instead of stealing silver, gold and
jewelry, Mr. Moore takes something a little more- colorful.
A party is taking place in a lovely ballroom- the terrace windows open
as the full moon shines in. The guests laugh and talk, patting their
powdered wigs and drinking red wine when suddenly, a gust of wind cuts
them short.
Dennis Moore, (John Cleese) clad in black, swoops in on a wire, wearing
a dark mask and hat which covers his long, brown hair. Pistol in hand,
he waves it threateningly in the faces of the terrified guests.
“Stand and deliver!” he demands, smiling eerily.
“Dennis Moore!” they all gasp, and crowd together.
“Yes,” he replies, still giving the small smile. “Now- ladies- lords…
your life- or your lupins!”
The famous Dennis Moore steals lupins from the rich and gives them to
poor. Perhaps this is where Rowling got the name? Now, you may be
saying, “Lupin is spelled lupine! There’s absolutely no comparison!”
But, as I look through the Monty Python DVD, I see that indeed, the
word lupine is spelled without an 'e' at the end. An English spelling?
Or misspelling on Monty Python’s part? Whatever the reason- JKR spells
her Lupin without the 'e' also.
Now, you’re probably getting bored with this article. And really, it’s
just speculation, stupid speculation at that, and it makes me hungry.
So let’s go to the cupboard- and find chocolate frogs and Coachroach
Cluster, the wizarding world’s favorite sweets. Hold on… I’ve heard of
those before…
Yes, in Monty Python’s Flying Circus, there is an episode where a man
(Terry Jones) talks about his candy while two less than happy policemen
listen to the delectable delicacies (John Cleese and Graham Chapman-
RIP!)
In that, he mentions Coachroach Cluster, and also Crunchy Frog, (The
finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest
quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent
Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and
lovingly frosted with glucose, Terry Jones describes his treats as.)
My, this is starting to get convincing. I wasn’t sure at first, but now
it seems worth writing!
Let’s veer away from wizards now, and go to some rather unpleasant
relatives that Harry lives with. Yes, the Dursleys. One in particular,
I feel worth mentioning- Dudley Dursley. The fat, gluttonous boy that
stuffs so much food in his mouth, I wouldn’t be surprised if he
exploded! Wait- backtrack… explode?
Now, this is reminding me of Mr. Creosote (Terry Jones), an obese man
who walks into a restaurant, eats an appalling amount of food, throws
up a few times, then, after eating a wafer thin mint, explodes. I have
a feeling I know who Dudley’s role model is now.
We have covered the major Monty Python characters… let’s move on to the
Pythons themselves. Take John Cleese- the black haired, argumentative
one who seems to lead the group- Hmm. That sounds oddly familiar…
But we can’t make our decision based on that, can we? So, here I
bring in Eric Idle- accomplished songwriter and actor who recently
wrote a musical ‘loving ripped off of’ Monty Python and the Holy
Grail.’ Who can we compare him to?
Let’s look at him at a first glance in the Holy Grail. The first thing
you’ll notice is a very long nose, then a shock of red hair. Nothing
more to see. So let’s look at Eric Idle in perspective of the person
Idle. The Python is famous for having witty remarks in the group, as
well as being the target of many girls’ (used to be, anyway,) desires.
Long nose… humorous… red hair… popular among fan base… this is getting
to sound awfully like Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter fans are probably now gasping in horror that I even
suggest such a thing, so if you are in the least offended, turn back
now. Well, not RIGHT now, because you just read this, so it’s really
impossible to go back to a different page immediately. I mean, like
now. I mean, in five seconds. Can anyone do that? I mean, it’s rather
hard. Some people have a hard time with the mouse. Perhaps I should say
seven seconds- no, too long. 5.3 seconds? Yes, that seems more
reasonable. Alright, turn back in 5.3 seconds! That sounds too strange…
I’ll just say now. Turn back now sounds better, anyway, even if you
can’t click it that fast. Or can you?
Well, as many people have just shouted at me very loudly and rudely,
“Get on with it!!!” I feel that I must continue on with the following
paragraphs. All right then…
Next, we’ll observe most innocent face- and best looking, in the
author’s opinion- Python, Michael Palin. He doesn’t resemble a
character from Harry Potter, which is good.
Ah! But now as we look into how the Python’s describe Palin, we begin
to see some similarities… To quote John Cleese in the book Monty Python
Speaks- “Michael’s greatest aim in life is to be affable. And this
makes him enormously pleasant and enormously good company, but
infuriating if he doesn’t want to do something.” Skip a few paragraphs,
and we see the main sum up of what John Cleese is getting to. “But when
he does that [say no straight off the bat to something] he risks his
affability. So that’s the main problem with Michael.”
Who else do we know who tends to side with something he doesn’t agree
about, because he wants to be affable?
Right now, Remus Lupin is coming into mind…
All the evidence has been laid before you, on a silver platter. Not
even mentioning, of course, that many of the Python’s have worked
beside future Harry Potter cast, such as Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane
in Nuns on the Run, and Michael Palin, Maggie Smith and Timothy Spall
in The Missionary. Actually, Palin and Smith were reunited again for
another movie, Private Function. But I won’t get into that.
So, overall, I conclude that Ms. Rowling probably did jip off Python.
First, Rowling actually wanted Terry Gilliam to direct Harry Potter and
the Sorcerer’s Stone, but of course the producers of Harry Potter
requested the movie to be a little more… kid friendly, and the honor
went to Chris Columbus.
Next, John Cleese is even IN the movie, for Heaven’s sake! And, for the
first one, had a long speaking part, a much longer one than in the
book… I wonder why…
Lastly, and most importantly, Rowling was interviewed on Scholastic-
and she gives this reply. The interviewer says, “As an adult reader, I
loved the books and was surprised at how much humor is in them. The
Dursleys sound like something out of Monty Python! Do you like British
comedy?”
“British comedy is an obsession of mine. I love Monty Python,” she
replied.
And those words, J.K. Rowling has mainly summed up this essay.
Stuff To Look At If You Really Want To Draw More Comparisons Between
Python and Potter
Monty Python’s Flying Circus (DVD’s, A&E Entertainment)
Harry Potter movies (Warner Brothers)
Harry Potter books (J.K. Rowling, Arthur Levine Press)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Python Pictures, 1974)
Monty Python’s Life of Brian, even though it wasn’t mentioned here in
this article (Handmade Films, 1979)
How Not To Be Seen (British Educational Film, or in Monty Python’s
Flying Circus)
About A Boy, just because it’s a good movie (I don’t know)
Star Wars Episode Three, because everyone’s watching it (Lucasfilm,
Ltd.)
About the Author
Anne Elk [Miss] would like to declared that this essay is all hers. ALL
HERS. No one else’s, just hers. This is her article, and this article
is hers. If this belongs to anyone, it belongs to her. This is her
essay. An essay that is all hers-
Stop that! Stop it! This is entirely too silly. This whole article is
silly. An author as famous as Mrs. Rowling would NOT cop off some
comedy show that was aired 30 years ago. More importantly, a SILLY
comedy show. And if she likes it, I’m not at right to protest. But I,
for one, think it silly. Harold Potter is perfectly common name. It was
just a coincidence that that was the name she gave to her hero-
completely normal. Now, when I say cut, I want this to come out to a
serious, well thought out article unlike the last. Director! Cut!
- A Warning Message From The Colonel
Another Message, Not From The Colonel, But From The Author (the real
one): This is made in pure fun. Basically, I draw any connections
between Monty Python and Harry Potter I possibly can and type them up.
Technically, this is poking fun at other people who make so many
connections between Harry Potter and whatever- so if you’re really
starting to think JKR ripped off Python, I am worried for you. This
essay was NOT mean to sound convincing. If it did, then I am horrified
and I apologize profusely.
I do not own Anne Elk [Miss]. It is a Monty Python character, played to
perfection by John Cleese.
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