An ode of sorts to a regular feature of Mike's travel shows, by Cheri
Michael, where are you going to?
I'm going to sit here on the loo.
I'll even bring my camera crew
So I can talk about it to you.
Crapping at my age is not too fun
I get frequent gas and painful runs
But I guess I have an audience who
Like to watch me do number 2.
So here I sit on the porcelain throne
I gasp and strain and grunt and groan
But I love all the letters I get back
from women admiring my butt crack.
Note: this is not meant to offend
Mike in any way, just having a bit of fun.
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