Vampire Python: Part 7

"You okay? I didn't mean to disturb you. I just had to get away from all the drunks inside." she said

Eric smiled at her...

"No, you're alright. I was just...thinking."

"You're Eric Idle, aren't you?" she asked as she came towards him.

Eric nodded...

"Wow! I'm a huge fan of Flying Circus!" She said. "I've never met a real celebrity before!"

Eric blushed at the comment...

"I don't think I'm that much of a celebrity." He said

The girl stared at him with her mouth wide open...

"Are you kidding? You are one of the funniest comedians around!"

Eric blushed deeper and chuckled. "Thanks." he said simply

The girl came up beside him and leaned against the wall..

"So, what brings you to Scotland?" she asked softly.

"Oh...we're filming a movie."

The girl’s eyes widened. "You are? That's great! What's it about?"

Eric chuckled at the excitement in her voice. It reminded him of Jonesy and Gilliam when they described parts of the script to them...

"Um...It's about King Arthur and his knights and the quest for the Holy Grail." He said.

"Wow, that's great! I love the Arthur legends." she gushed

Eric smiled. "You and Jonsey would get along well, then." He said

"So who are you, then? Arthur? Galahad?"

"Um...No, I'm...Sir Robin."

The girl furrowed her brow...

"I don't remember him....or her."

Eric laughed. "It's a him, he's the coward of the group. I'm constantly soiling my armor trying to get away from danger."

He beamed as the girl began to giggle loudly.

"Sounds like something you guys would come up with." she said

"Well...to be fair it's Jonsey and Gilliams idea. We just contribute bits and pieces."

The girl nodded...

"Is everyone in it? I know John left the series..."

Eric nodded...

"He's here. He's Lancelot."

He looked at her.

"You didn't see them? Him and Graham and Mike are inside the pub there sitting at a table."

The girl's eyes widened....

"No! I didn't know they were here! I wasn't even sure it was you when I first saw you!"

Eric laughed...

"Well...the table they're at is kinda hidden in the shadows. I don't think you can see them unless you are looking right at them."

"Do you think they would mind if I asked for autographs?" she asked
Eric shook his head...

"Better not, Graham and John are both pretty drunk and they might not like you coming over and bothering them. You can have my autograph though, if you want. I'd be more than happy to oblige..."

"Actually I want a bit more from you than your autograph." she said as she suddenly adopted a sexy tone to her voice.

Eric raised his eyebrows in surprise at the sudden change in her demeanor. A moment ago, she was a shy, adoring fan. Now, she had seemed to change in an instant to a purring sex kitten. He had never met anyone who acted that way. It turned him on...

He watched as she ran her finger down the side of his body, her eyes wide with hunger...

"Um, you don't wanna do it here, do you? right in the middle of the street?" Eric asked looking around nervously.

He imagined the door opening at that moment and John and Graham stumbling out and catching him. He would never be able to live it down, especially after all the stories that John had been telling...

"Of course not, silly boy! I know a cave near here where we can shag in private." she purred.

Eric widened his eyes at the boldness of the woman. He had never seen anyone be so direct before. It rendered him completely speechless, and he could only nod at her...

"Wonderful! Follow me, lover boy!" she said grabbing him by the hand and leading him towards her car...

Just then, Eric jumped as he heard the pub door open. He whirled around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it was only Mike....

"That's It!" He was saying to himself. "When they start speaking loudly in Pepperpot voices, that's the time to get away...."

He stopped and looked at Eric who was smiling at him sheepishly. His gaze focused to the girl holding his hand and his eyes widened in shock...

"Holy shit!!...Rebecca!" He yelled out. "Eric, get away from her! It's Rebecca!"

Eric's eyes widened and he looked back at Rebecca. His mouth fell open as he saw that her brown eyes were now a sickly yellow. She was hissing at Mike and Eric could see her vampire fangs. He began to pull away from her grip and Rebecca focused her attention from Mike to him. With a roar, she grabbed his neck with her free hand and rammed him against the wall of the pub, knocking him out...




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