Vampire Python: Part 10

They both turned to see Rebecca sneering at them....

"I thought we could have some fun together!"

"Sorry, Eric and I aren't interested in your kind of fun!" Mike said.

Rebecca raised her eyebrow and grinned...

'You seemed interested that night in the car." she said.

"Yes, but that's before I knew you were a bloodsucking bitch." Mike spat out.

"Oh, come now, Mike, you mean to tell me you don't enjoy the gift i've given you? The thrill of hunting down your prey and feeling their lifeblood drain from their bodies as you feed?"

"Oh yes!" Mike said sarcastically. "I always get a boner when i'm feeding on a mouse and it's dying in my hand."

Rebecca let out a howling laugh...

"A MOUSE! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU FEED ON MICE?" Rebecca said as she roared with laughter. "What is wrong with you! No wonder you don't like being a vampire! Why don't you try human beings for a change...like him?" she said pointing to Eric.

Mike looked at Eric, who was glaring at Rebecca as he was holding his hands over his privates...

"Sorry, Love, I don't go for blondes. They don't do anything for me." Mike said sarcastically

"Oh, but give you small, brown and furry any day, eh?" Rebecca said snickering. "Seriously, Mike, you need to expand your horizons. You need to experience what it's like to taste human blood. Since we're out in the middle of nowhere, I'm afraid Eric's gonna have to be the volunteer."

"How about we leave and you go find someone else?" Mike said

Rebecca snorted...

"Over my dead body...and believe me, that's the only way you are gonna escape me!"

She advanced quckly on the pair, he fangs bared...

"I tried to be nice, but If you too insist on being difficult. I guess I have to be difficult too!" she hissed.

As she came towards them, Mike opened his mouth and Eric watched as his canines became fangs. He shut his eyes and opened them again and they were now a sickly yellow like Rebecca's...

Rebecca lunged at Mike. Mike pulled back his fist and let it go, hitting her square in the jaw. He and Eric both watched in amazement as Rebecca flew halfway across the room from the force of the blow...

"Christ, Mike." Eric said in amazement. "We need to get you into boxing matches. We could make some real money."

Mike looked down at his fist. He had never hit anyone for real, as a vampire. He didn't know his own strength. As Rebecca began to get up again, Mike motioned for Eric to start backing out towards the entrance.

Eric hesitated, but, he knew he couldn't help Mike in any real way, and after seeing Mike cold thingy Rebecca, he was confident he could handle her on his own. After wishing him luck, he began to squeeze through the narrow opening...

After making sure Eric was well out of the way, Mike turned to face Rebecca who had finally gotten to her feet...

"Right! It's time to teach you a lesson!" Mike said as he balled up his fist.

Rebecca looked at him and sneered. As Mike came towards her, she suddenly flew up and over his head landing on the other side. Mike turned and looked at her...

"So, I guess I can fly, then" Mike said.

He lept up and managed only a little hop. Rebecca giggled...

"You may have just realized you can fly, but that doesn't mean you know how to do it!" she gloated. "Here! Let me help you!..."

She suddenly lunged at Mike and pushed him with both hands. Mike's eyes bugged out as he was catapulted into the air. He let out a grunt as he hit the wall and fell to the floor. He looked up to see Rebecca coming towards him. As she reached him, he swung his legs up and kicked her in the chest sending her halfway across the room once more. He quickly got to his feet as she jumped back up. As she ran towards him again, Mike leaped up to jump over her. He hollared with fright as he flew instead. Not knowing how to control it, he flew up and smacked his head on the ceiling before plummeting back to the floor. As he shook his head, trying to get his vision back in focus, Rebecca roared with laughter...

"God, Mike, you really are pathetic! Feeding on field mice, crashing into walls...what do you do for an encore? Drive a stake through your own heart?"

Mike glared at her as she giggled uncontrollably. He looked over to his left to a group of stalagmites on the floor. A smile spread across his face as he suddenly got an idea...

"Speaking of being pathetic, It must be hard living with the knowledge that someone like me could have managed to evade you for 11 years. I mean, what were you doing all that time? Masturbating in your coffin?"

Rebecca's laughing stopped abruptly and she stared at Mike in shock....

" I mean don't get me wrong. Masturbating is fine with me." Mike continued. "I would suppose after a hard day of biting into complete stranger's necks, you'd wanna come home, and read Dracula while you fantasize about Bela Lugosi, naked or something."

"What are you getting at?" Rebecca asked suspiciously.

"I'm just saying that the prospect of fucking all these walking corpses must have been what excited you about becoming a vampire in the first place. It must have been hard sneaking into the medical college at Oxford, just so you could get into their labs and fuck all the cadaver's. As a vampire, the cadavers can just walk up to your dorm room. I personally would have just used a vibrator, but I guess I'm not a perverted little necrophiliac like you are..."

Mike smiled to himself as he watched Rebecca get angrier and angrier...his plan was working...

"You don't know anything about me." She said between gritted teeth.

"You're right, I don't. But it seems to me that the big difference between us is when I fuck someone, I want to feel a warm body underneath me...Whereas, you feel you are in heaven if you hear the steady crack, crack, crack of the rigor mortis...

Finally drained of all patience, Rebecca let out a howl of rage as she lunged at Mike...

"YOU'RE DEAD, PALIN!" she screamed.

Mike waited until she was almost to him. Then balling up his fist, he hit her, with all his strength, directly in the face. He heard the crack of her nose breaking as she flew up and away from him. He watched as she landed with her body impaled on one of the stalagmites. She gave out a low groan and then died....

Suddenly, Mike gasped and fell to his knees. He felt a warmth rush through his body and he felt something he hadn't felt in years...his heartbeat. He held his fingers to his wrist and smiled in disbelief as he felt his pulse again. He moved his fingers to his canines and felt only normal teeth. Hardly daring to believe, he let his head fall back and he let out a yell of joy...

He grabbed Rebecca's body and threw it on the fire watching with glee as it burnt...After making sure every part of her body was engulfed in flames, he ran to the wall and squeezed through to the entrance. He saw Eric waiting just outside...fully clothed....

"I found the car and I found my clothes! She had them folded neatly on the front seat." he said as he waved to him...

Mike ran up and grabbed his shoulders...

"Rebecca's dead and...I'm no longer a vampire!" Mike said happily

Eric's eyes widened and a smile spread across his face. He gave his friend a congratulatory hug. Motioning to him, he led him up over the ledge to the car...

**

"Oh, Christ...I have such a hangover!" John groaned as he stumbled from his car towards the entrance of Doune Castle.

Beside him, Graham groaned as well and trudged along slowly...wanting nothing more in the world than to have a day off from filming...

They turned and watched as Mike and Eric pulled up beside John's car and got out...

"Where'd you guys go last night?" John asked as they walked up towards him and Graham...

Eric and Mike looked at each other...

"You mean, you knew we were missing last night?" Mike asked. "When I left you guys, you were both completely pissed!"

John cleared his throat and shuffled his feet...

"Well...um, I don't really remember much of what I did....But I do know that Gray and I tried to go to your rooms back at the hotel and apologize. But...Neither one of you were there, and I fought to stay awake because I was wondering where you guys had went. When I finally passed out, It was around midnight and you guys still hadn't shown up. So, What did you guys do that kept you out that late?"

Mike looked at Eric and back to John who was eyeing him suspiciously...

"Um...well...we um...we went and bedded a few of the Castle Anthrax girls with Watkins" Mike said

John stared at him in confusion and then suddenly his eyes grew wide and he looked over at Graham...

"Oh my God, Is that what I was telling you in the pub?" John asked.

Mike nodded...

"Yup, and...um...the stories just inspired me and Eric so much, we decided to go find Watkins and have a go with a few of them." Mike said with a grin

John stared at him for a few minutes and then snorted...

"You're a bloody liar, Palin." He said.

He turned and walked towards the castle with Graham as Eric and Mike held their hands over their mouths stifling their giggles. Once they were out of earshot, they both let out an enormous laugh...

**

"Right, Terry and I want to film the killer rabbit sequence today." Jonesy said as he looked at the schedule.

He looked around at the assembled cast and crew and sighed...

"Problem is, the scene calls for the killer rabbit to be living in a cave and so far our location scouts haven't found anything yet."

Eric and Mike looked at each other and smiles spread over their faces. Looking at Terry, they spoke in unison..

"We know where to find a cave!..."

THE END