Mike smiled as he opened the door of his flat....
"Come in, Eric. Great to see you!" He said in his usual cheery way.
Eric nodded and walked into the room. He looked around and frowned as
he noticed all the curtains were drawn making it hard to see anything.
He shook his head. He had never been to Mike's flat before but given
his bubbly personality, he half expected to see sunlight pouring into
all the rooms...not the dark, cold, room he found himself in... Mike
looked around the corner of the door leading to his bedroom and
smiled...
"Sit down, make yourself at home." He said. "I'm just gonna have a
shower and freshen up before we go to Terry's house tonight."
Eric nodded as he sat down on the plush couch. They had finished a days
filming on their python tv series and they were all planning to meet at
Terry Jones's house for a script meeting... Eric sighed as he leaned
back against the couch. He heard the bathroom door slam and the sound
of running water as Mike began his shower. He checked his watch and saw
that they still had two hours left. He hoped they would be able to grab
a bite to eat before they got to the house. Terry's cooking left
something to be desired...
Eric sighed deeply, completely bored...He
began to look around the darkened room and his eyes fell on a stack of
thin books on an end table beside the couch. He reached over and picked
up the book on top and opened it. His eyes widened as he saw the neat
handwriting and he realized that he was looking at one of Mike's
journals. He knew that Mike had kept journals since he was young but he
had never seen him writing in them as he did most of his writing at
night before he went to bed.
He closed the book and put it back on the
pile...but then, his curiosity got the better of him and he carefully
picked up the stack and pulled out the bottom journal. Carrying it in
his hand, he walked to a huge drape and pulled it back to reveal a
sliding door and a balcony...
"Mike! I'm gonna go out on the balcony while you get ready!" He called
out.
"Okay" He heard Mike's voice faintly above the sound of the running
water.
Eric went behind the drape and unlocked the sliding door. Sliding it
and the screen back, he went out onto the balcony. He closed the door
and sat down in a beaten up lawn chair. He hoped he might be able to
read some of the journal before the light faded completely. He opened
to the first page and leaned back in the chair and began to read...
January 2nd, 1963...
Mike shivered as he pulled on a sweater. It was 9 O'Clock in the
morning and he had an early class. He finished dressing, said goodbye
to his roommate who grumbled back in his sleep and went downstairs.
Walking out the door, his teeth began to chatter as the cold wind
whipped into his face. Oxford may have looked like a winter wonderland
but it was as cold as Hell. Mike hoped the term would go by quickly. He
hated these early morning classes in the dead of winter.
He hurried
along clutching his history books to his body. He had World History 201
....a class he dreaded. Professor MacDonald was an ill tempered man who
ruled his class with an iron hand and a temper to match. Mike didn't
want to be late for his class especially since he had gotten the notion
in his head that Mike was nothing but a bum and would never amount to
anything. He was eager to prove him wrong.
As he hurried along, he
waved to a fellow history student, Terry Jones. He was heading in the
opposite direction on the way to a different history class. He didn't
know him that well, although he was in a couple of his classes. Terry
didn't seem to socialize much...prefering to spend his time with his
medieval history books. Terry waved back to him and hurried on...Mike
noticed that he had a bigger load than him and half the books seemed to
be about Chaucer and the Crusades. Mike shook his head. He had never
met anyone so obsessed with the past. He wondered if all of that
knowledge about medieval times and King Arthur would even come in
useful for him someday. He seriously doubted it....
Suddenly, Mike
yelped as his foot hit a patch of ice. He felt himself fall back as
books flew everywhere and he let out an 'oof' as he hit the pavement
with a thud. He lay on the ground wondering if he had broken anything.
As he tested all his limbs making sure they were alright, he saw a
beautiful woman come up and stand over him. She looked down at him with
a concerned look on her face...
"Jesus, Are you alright?"she asked.
Mike nodded.
The girl grabbed his arm and helped him to his feet. As Mike brushed
snow off of his clothes, the girl began to retrieve his books....
"No, no...You don't have to do that!" Mike said as he noticed what she
was doing.
"It's okay." The girl said as she laughed. "I'm capable of retrieving a
few books...okay?"
Mike held up his hands... "No! I didn't mean it like that. I just meant
you didn't have to do it. It's my mess."
The girl smiled at him.
"Well, I believe in being a good Samaritan." she said as she handed
Mike his books.
He took them gratefully and thanked her which caused the girl's smile
to widen.
"You're very welcome...."
"Michael."
"Michael. That suits you perfectly" she said looking him up and down.
"My name's Rebecca."
"That suits you too." Mike said and then blushed as he realized what he
had said.
Rebecca laughed as she saw his face turn as red as a beet.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"History 201," Mike said pointing to a large building in front of him.
"Really? So am I. I never noticed you in class before." Rebecca said as
they started off.
"Well...I mostly sit in the back to avoid Professor MacDonald." Mike
said sheepishly.
Rebecca laughed.
"He is a stupid git, isn't he? It's amazing the kind of people they
find to instruct the classes around here." she said giggling.
Mike laughed back as he felt himself relaxing. Normally, he was shy
around girls but this girl seemed to be able to put him at his ease. As
they got closer to their class, though, Mike began to panic. He knew
they were ten minutes late now and he dreaded coming into the classroom
and seeing everyone's eyes on him. He knew it was cruel to think of it,
but he was glad Rebecca was late too. At least he wouldn't have to take
the heat alone. As they stopped in front of the door, Rebecca gave him
a little grin which filled him with courage. They opened the door and
immediately the room fell into a hushed silence. Mike kept his head
down and quickly hurried to the first empty seat he could see...
"Well...Well, Mr. Palin." Professor MacDonald said in a heavy Scottish
accent. "I'm so glad you could join the rest of us!" He said
sarcastically. "You may have noticed that class started ten minutes
ago!"
Mike nodded...
"Yes, sir...sorry sir." He said quietly.
"I do not tolerate tardiness!" MacDonald continued lecturing.
"Tardiness is not acceptable in the workplace and therefore it is not
acceptable here!"
"Piss off!"
Mike's head flew up as he heard Rebecca, beside him, scream out...
"Mike is late because he slipped on a patch of ice and hurt himself. I
don't know about you but I'm sure the 'real world' would be
understanding about something like that! And the reason I'M late is
because I stopped to help him which is probably more than you would
have done..."
Nobody breathed as they all looked at Rebecca and then over to
Professor MacDonald who was frozen with shock. They looked back at
Rebecca who was continuing to stare at him defiantly...daring him to
say something in reply. For the moment, time seemed to stand still as
the two of them stared at one another and then finally Professor
MacDonald looked away and went to the blackboard grumbling to
himself... Rebecca looked over at Mike who was still staring at her
with wide eyes, and winked at him. He had a feeling that History 201
was going to be much easier from now on....
Eric grinned as he closed the journal. It was interesting to get a
glimpse into his friends past. Mike never liked to discuss his college
days with the others and Terry didn't hang around with him much until
they both got into theater. He chuckled to himself as he stared at the
navy blue book. Mike hadn't changed a bit...even after all these years
he still had trouble speaking up for himself. He couldn't even begin to
count the number of times Jonsey had had to defend his and Mike's
sketches to the group because Mike was too reluctant to do it.
He groaned as he got up from the lawn chair. He had been so engrossed
in the journal, he didn't notice that he had slid down a little in the
seat and now his back ached. As he rubbed his back, he took a look at
the journal and decided to borrow it for the night. He was curious to
find out what had happened next and the light was fading now. He slid
back the door and peeked around the drapes. Mike was nowhere in sight.
He didn't hear the shower, though, so he figured Mike was drying off
and getting his clothes on. He quickly hurried towards the door with
the journal hoping that Mike didn't see him. He opened the door and
walked out. He quietly closed the door and hurried downstairs and out
the front to his car. He opened his car door and leaned in putting the
journal on the back seat. He grabbed his jacket and threw it over the
journal, hiding it. Closing the door, he hurried into the building and
back up the stairs. As he opened the door, he saw that Mike was looking
behind the drapes. As he shut the door, Mike jumped and turned to look
at him...
"Oh! There you are...I thought you were going out on the balcony?" Mike
said.
"Um...I did, but I decided to take a quick walk. I hope I didn't keep
you waiting?" Eric said hoping he sounded convincing.
"Nah, I just got all my clothes on. You came back just in time." Mike
said, grinning.
Eric breathed a sigh of relief as he saw that Mike had bought his
story.
He watched as Mike grabbed his jacket from the closet and put it on.
"Well...I guess we better get this over with." Mike said grimly.
Eric nodded, dreading another meeting and another argument....
"What do you mean quit?" Terry Jones asked in his high pitched Welsh
voice.
Across the table from him, John Cleese folded his arms across his chest
and fixed Terry with a glare.
"You heard me, Jones!" He said. "I'm gonna quit after this season. I'm
sick of being a python!"
Mike looked from John over to Terry and back again. He saw the
beginnings of another battle royal. Ever since the beginning of the
season, John had voiced loudly over and over his intentions of leaving
the group and moving on to solo projects.
He looked to his left as John sat at the head of the table, a grin on
his face as he watched Terry become angrier and angrier. Mike looked
across the table to Eric and rolled his eyes. Eric snorted back. Behind
John was Terry Gilliam and Graham Chapman. Gilliam had his hands behind
his head and his chair leaning back against the wall. Graham was calmly
puffing on his pipe and quietly taking in the argument...
"You cannot leave python, John. We're a group!" Terry Jones screeched.
"The Hell I can't!" John countered back. "I don't recall signing a
marriage license when I joined this outfit! I for one feel that the
show has run it's course! It's time to do something else!"
Eric looked at Terry. His face had turned crimson with anger and his
jugular looked like it was about ready to pop out of his neck. He
sighed and looked over at Mike. His eyes narrowed as he noticed Mike
staring at Terry's jugular too but with a kind of hungry look. Eric
blinked his eyes. He was seeing things....
"I can't believe you, John! We finally find an audience. We finally
become successful. We finally get a decent paycheck and you wanna quit!"
John slammed his fist down onto the table causing all the teacups to
rattle violently...
"WE ARE REPEATING OURSELVES!!! WE HAVE NOT DONE ONE ORIGINAL THING YET
THIS SEASON!ALL WE ARE DOING IS RECYCLING THE CRAPPY SKETCHES WE THREW
OUT IN SEASON ONE!! HOW COME I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT?" John
screamed.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT JOHN!" Terry squealed. "UNLIKE YOU, THE REST
OF US REALIZE JUST WHAT A GOOD THING WE HAVE GOING FOR US! YOU WANT TO
RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE NOW JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK ONE OR TWO SKETCHES ARE
REPEATS!"
John snorted. "It's more than one or two, Terry." he said suddenly
reverting to his calm upper class tone. "The only original things we've
done so far this season is the Cheese Shop sketch and Dennis Moore. I
can practically tell you which sketches have been combined to make the
others."
Terry glared at John..
"Gee John, Isn't it a coincidence that the two 'original' sketches you
mentioned just happen to be yours." He said sarcastically.
John shrugged, saying nothing. He picked up one of the scripts from the
table and read through it silently. As the others watched, his mouth
turned downward in disdain and he looked back up at Terry who was
eyeing him suspiciously...
"The Golden Age of Ballooning, Jones? You gotta be kidding me!" John
said raising his eyebrows.
"What's wrong with it?" Terry asked in a challenging tone
"What's wrong with it?" John asked in disbelief. "Where the hell does
the sketch stop? What is the deal with you and Mike and novel length
sketches? We've already had the Cycling Tour this season and that took
up the whole damn show!"
"Well at least Mike and I can come up with a sketch that doesn't
require making a list from a thesaurus!" Terry shot back. "The cheese
shop sketch you so proudly trumpeted as being original is nothing more
than that....a list of cheeses! A three year old can come up with that!"
"And you would know what a three year old can do seeing as you are one
yourself." John said coolly.
Mike held his breath as he and Eric slowly began to back away from the
table. They could see it in Terry's eyes. Any minute now, he would
start throwing a chair at John's head. Instead, Terry slammed his open
palm down on the table and let out a scream of pain as he forgot a
teacup was in front of him.
Everyone forgot the argument as they rushed to help Terry whose hand
was bleeding profusely...
Eric helped him to the kitchen sink and began to pour cold water on his
hand trying to clean off the blood and the shards of ceramic still in
his hand. Gilliam ran to the bathroom and opened the medicine cabinet
grabbing some iodine, gauze and tape before running back to the
kitchen. He pushed his way through John and Graham who were standing in
the doorway, both of them too shocked to speak. As Gilliam held Terry's
hand under the running water, Eric cleaned his hand and picked out any
slivers he could see....
John, suddenly feeling guilty, decided to start cleaning up the mess.
He turned around and stopped. Mike was standing beside the table,
staring with wide eyes at the broken teacup and the pool of blood on
it. John stared in confusion as he saw Mike lick his lips....
"Palin!" He yelled causing Mike to gasp as he came out of his trance
like state. "What the Hell are you doing? Don't just look at it, clean
it up!" He said reverting back to authoritarian mode.
As Mike nodded and walked to the closet to get a broom, John shook his
head and grumbled to himself....
"I swear to God, Mike, sometimes you act like your heads not screwed on
right." He mumbled under his breath.
He grabbed a towel Graham handed him and both of them proceded to mop
up the blood as Mike hurried in with a broom and dustpan....
All of this had been silently observed by Eric who was now holding up
Terry's hand as Gilliam bandaged it up. He began to wonder what was
really going on with his friend. He hoped that the journal might clue
him in.....
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