Robin and the Dragon
is skipping along with his minstrels singing behind him. All of a
sudden, he hears a roar.
Robin: (Holding hand up in air) Shut up!
(Minstrels look crestfallen and give him dirty looks)
Robin: (Quaking) who goes there?
(Robin stops quaking as a baby dragon comes over the hill. He walks over to him)
Baby Dragon: eep.
Robin: AWWWW! (Tickles dragon under chin) Cootchie Cootchie Cooooo
(Robin grins as baby dragon begins to giggle and coo. He turns and goes back to his minstrels with the little dragon following)
Robin: Hey guys! You'll never believe what I found! A baby dragon!
(Robin looks confused as the minstrels and his horse began to quake with fear and point behind his shoulder)
Robin (stares at them in disbelief) What? IT'S JUST A BABY DRAGON. WHAT KIND OF SISSIES ARE YOU. HE'S ONLY...(he turns around to point at the baby dragon only to find that the baby dragon is now towering 50 feet above him)
Robin: SHIT!!!!! (He screams as a brown stain appears on his clothes) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!
(Robin runs frantically as the ground rocks and rolls under him with the dragon's footsteps. he runs over a hill and straight into Sir Galahad and topples over on him)
Sir Galahad: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Robin: (blubbering) DRAGON...DRAGON...BIG.... 50...FEET.... PROTECT ME!!!!!!!
Sir Galahad (looks over Robins shoulder) Are you insane?
Robin: Well what does it look like to you?
Sir Galahad: Like a baby dragon
(Robin spins around to see that the dragon is now little again. He looks back at Sir Galahad as he pushes him off)
Robin: Well it was 50 feet a few minutes ago
Sir Galahad: Suuuuuure, it was (He looks at Robins shit stained tunic and looks down in horror at his own tunic now stained in the same shit) LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU STUPID GIT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HEROIC LOOKING LIKE THIS?"
Robin: Cover it with your shield! I always do. (He runs as Sir Galahad lobs a chunk of earth at his head)
(Sir Galahad goes and sits down next to the baby dragon. The dragon looks at him sorrowfully)
Sir Galahad: Damn that cowardly bastard! Now how am I gonna get this stain out! This is my best tunic! Some people have no decency, you know...(He turns to look at the baby dragon and sees only a gigantic dragon foot) I...I...I...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (He runs back over the hill as the dragon roars behind him. Finding Sir Robin, He jumps into his arms and Sir Robin runs with Sir Galahad in his arms)
Narrator: AND SO ROBIN AND SIR GALAHAD AND THE HORSES AND MINSTRELS RAN AND RAN AND RAN AND JUST WHEN IT SEEMED HOPELESS, THE ANIMATOR SUFFERED A SECOND FATAL HEART ATTACK
(Terry Gilliam topples over as he urrps)
Narrator: AND SO THE DRAGON WAS NO MORE.